Fapping Is Healthy

 So lately I've been so into Youtube things and stop opening my Facebook for a while, So I have decided to check my Facebook, And the first post that i saw is quite random. It says that May is national masturbation month and my first reaction was to laugh out loud and I decided to blog about it. And here it is,

 Wanking, jerking, and fapping are some nickname given to the word "Masturbation/Masturbating" which is the sexual act involving self sexual stimulation of the genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, Usually to the point of orgasm. Okay!!! enough with the definition. We all know that masturbation is one of the basic human nature in all gender male or female, NO EXCEPTIONS which they do when they are alone or bored I guess but its mostly when they're horny. Whaty im saying Is that its normal for everyone to fap,

 Religious groups are saying that such activity is a sin in the eyes of "GOD". But science have their own explanations,  I have read a post last time on Facebook also, that says you must atleast masturbate five times a week to be healthy which gives me a bunch of confusions. Should i fap or not? Just kidding XD. But if you want to be healthy, I suggest that you should Fap five times a week.

 And I can say that everyone is healthy including me XD LOL!!!.

By the way! Happy Masturbation Month for everyone out there! CELEBRATE WELL. ^^
FAPPING IS HEALTHY

-Lancejaiblog

Im A Principal

Sometimes I imagine about what would happen to our school If I become the principal, And I think It would be really awesome and I would do anything in my power to make the students happy and comfortable with themselves.

And first of all I would change about the hair system. I would allow any hair styles and colors to all the students because that would be the most awesome thing that would ever happen in the history of our school. Next would be the school hours, I would change the first period time from eight AM to ten AM because science says that the brain fully functions at that time and so that there will be less late students, And lastly No signing of Clearance that would ever gonna happen every freakin year because I think that it is useless and it only brings a severe stress to the students.

But all of this is just my imagination, so lets just accept the fact this would never going to happen. And that Im just messing with you XD

STUPID SCHOOL RULES

Going back to school after a summer vacation is I think one of the most exciting thing. Clearly because you get to have your allowance back and you also get to meet your friends again, Tell stories with each other about your boring summer vacation and about your favorite youtubers.

But every school year starts with something called enrollment which is the first step for you to be called a student. And that part of the school year is the most hated part!. 

So freakin long process to get enrolled ! And for me as a boy I freakin need to cut my hair first beacause that is the policy of our freakin school. The rule said that a proper haircut is a must. And seriously i cut my hair 3 times in a row and i get frustated because of the very short result, i think it was shortest hair cut i ever come up with and it is so freakin ugly. And i thought that this short is enough for me enroll myself. But wrong was I and everyone else because my shortest hair in the history is still longer looking for them. And because of that, I have to cut it again and for god's sake! I think im almost bald.

I dont understand the school for having this kind of school rule. I really think that its stupid and there will be no good result instead of students getting frustrated because of their ugly looking hair. Like what the f*ck! Who wants a really short hair that doesnt flip when you want to flip it!? 

All iwanted to say is that Im really frustrated right now that my hair looks like hell and our SCHOOL RULES is so FREAKIN STUPID!