Be Confident

   Sometimes we feel bad about ourselves ( actually always ). We think we are awful or the whole world is judging us. We often thought that all eyes are on us watching every move we make that might be wrong for them. Which leads us to being conscious and eventually lowers our self-esteem.

   What I'm about to tell you is just a short advice on how to overcome insecurities and self-esteem issues.

   The most common issue in our age is pretty much acne. Well let me tell you! You don't have to worry about it because SLAY! That is totally normal and everyone has it. So the next time you feel bad about your big,red,shining,shimmering,splendid pimple. Just always remember that that there are other people who experience worst things than you do, and that you are lucky. And instead of feeling awful because of them, you might want to feel special because of them, for that's one of the many things that makes you beautiful and unique.

   And lastly, the one and only thing that could make you feel confident and wonderful about yourself is by accepting all of your flaws and imperfections. Embrace it like there's no later and believe me you would definitely feel better and no one can make you feel bad about yourself anymore.

-LanceGeronaga

Storymaker

Shit is when people make up stories about others. Like what in the bloody hell is wrong with you!? Making up stories about others is just so stupid because it brings no good. It just makes the victim DEPRESSED and makes them feel CONSCIOUS about everything they do. Because every single move he makes which has entirely no meaning, those BITCHES would always find a way to make up stories about that. Because those ASSHOLES doesn't have a life!, Oh wrong! they do have a life its ruining other people's life.

AND WHOEVER YOU ARE! YOU ARE A HUGE MIDDLE FINGER!

\\i cant stand these things going on anymore.\\

CUTS

Hearing other people talking shit about me is nothing;
But the idea of hearing it from someone I call a friend, is just the most hurtful feeling.
I don't care if other people won't stop throwing bunch of stupid questions.
All I need is just you believing me for what I said.
But things never worked the way I wanted to.
The person whom I trusted is the person who doubted me more than anyone.
I want to cut myself real hard;
But I couldn't.
I am luckily friends with the most judgmental people you could ask for.

-Lance

Him

On a rainy night, Her felt cold and lonely; She relieves herself from sadness by looking at Him's picture. She started touching herself imagining that he is the one touching her. She started moaning and crying at the same time. She heared a knock at her door and it slowly opened. She was so happy to see the man entering the room. Green eyes and pale skin,It was probably Him with a grin on his face. He throws himself into her and started touching her "Dirty Pillows" and again she moaned in both pain and pleasure . She then rides Him and started moving her hips up and down until both of them reaches their phenomenal orga*m. She kissed him hardly and they where now exploring each other's mouth, when someone called Her's phone, it was HIM calling.

Freakin Essay

  Every start of the schoolyear, There is this famous lines of our teachers "Get 1 whole sheet of paper and write an essay about your summer vacation" Like what the freakin hell!? What's this thing even for?! And what do you even care about my boring vacation. All summer I play games, watch movies, anime and porn. LOL! I was just kidding about the last one. What's so stupid about my vacation is that nothing changes everyday the cycle is still exactly what it is. I wake up, take a bath, eat, Check my facebook, twitter and sit all day In my couch watching youtube videos of the most awesome people on the internet. Im a nerd and proud about it.! I rarely go out of my house because I dont like people in our neighborhood. They're just so "NO GOOD" for me, I dont like them. Because they are those types of people whou would talk SHIT behind my back and I want to kill them for that. And the second reason why I rarely go outside and feel the sun is because of the sun itself! Its hurting my skin and it produces sweat that makes disgusting smell and nobody likes that. And lastly, The main reasons why I dont go out is because Wifi is only limited inside my house and when I go out, I couldnt see my bestfriends on youtube that may sounds weird because they dont even know me but i consider them as my life, Which is weird and Im weird, so lets be weird together. What Im saying Is we dont need to use another piece of paper every year just to write the same essay again just kidding! The real reason is Im just too lazy to write! LOL!

-LanceJaiBlog

Fapping Is Healthy

 So lately I've been so into Youtube things and stop opening my Facebook for a while, So I have decided to check my Facebook, And the first post that i saw is quite random. It says that May is national masturbation month and my first reaction was to laugh out loud and I decided to blog about it. And here it is,

 Wanking, jerking, and fapping are some nickname given to the word "Masturbation/Masturbating" which is the sexual act involving self sexual stimulation of the genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, Usually to the point of orgasm. Okay!!! enough with the definition. We all know that masturbation is one of the basic human nature in all gender male or female, NO EXCEPTIONS which they do when they are alone or bored I guess but its mostly when they're horny. Whaty im saying Is that its normal for everyone to fap,

 Religious groups are saying that such activity is a sin in the eyes of "GOD". But science have their own explanations,  I have read a post last time on Facebook also, that says you must atleast masturbate five times a week to be healthy which gives me a bunch of confusions. Should i fap or not? Just kidding XD. But if you want to be healthy, I suggest that you should Fap five times a week.

 And I can say that everyone is healthy including me XD LOL!!!.

By the way! Happy Masturbation Month for everyone out there! CELEBRATE WELL. ^^
FAPPING IS HEALTHY

-Lancejaiblog

Im A Principal

Sometimes I imagine about what would happen to our school If I become the principal, And I think It would be really awesome and I would do anything in my power to make the students happy and comfortable with themselves.

And first of all I would change about the hair system. I would allow any hair styles and colors to all the students because that would be the most awesome thing that would ever happen in the history of our school. Next would be the school hours, I would change the first period time from eight AM to ten AM because science says that the brain fully functions at that time and so that there will be less late students, And lastly No signing of Clearance that would ever gonna happen every freakin year because I think that it is useless and it only brings a severe stress to the students.

But all of this is just my imagination, so lets just accept the fact this would never going to happen. And that Im just messing with you XD

STUPID SCHOOL RULES

Going back to school after a summer vacation is I think one of the most exciting thing. Clearly because you get to have your allowance back and you also get to meet your friends again, Tell stories with each other about your boring summer vacation and about your favorite youtubers.

But every school year starts with something called enrollment which is the first step for you to be called a student. And that part of the school year is the most hated part!. 

So freakin long process to get enrolled ! And for me as a boy I freakin need to cut my hair first beacause that is the policy of our freakin school. The rule said that a proper haircut is a must. And seriously i cut my hair 3 times in a row and i get frustated because of the very short result, i think it was shortest hair cut i ever come up with and it is so freakin ugly. And i thought that this short is enough for me enroll myself. But wrong was I and everyone else because my shortest hair in the history is still longer looking for them. And because of that, I have to cut it again and for god's sake! I think im almost bald.

I dont understand the school for having this kind of school rule. I really think that its stupid and there will be no good result instead of students getting frustrated because of their ugly looking hair. Like what the f*ck! Who wants a really short hair that doesnt flip when you want to flip it!? 

All iwanted to say is that Im really frustrated right now that my hair looks like hell and our SCHOOL RULES is so FREAKIN STUPID!